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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

virginsacrificer:

i thought i was the only horny sarcastic introverted genius third wheel stuck up asshole until i discovered this blue internet support group and i’ve been an active member of it since then

shippingsabrieliam:

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole

But jesus fuck I’d swallow poison if it tasted like you. – (via amigara)


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